Through the one thing
you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt, Batman... a woman's intuition.
Yes, luck is an important
weapon to a woman crime fighter, Batman.
Oh, Bruce, if only you were
more like Batman. Perhaps then you would have had the strength to
resist the Siren's stunning spell.
No need to change clothes,
Penguin, they'll issue you a nice striped wardrobe where you're going.
I wonder who he really is.
[as Barbra Gordon] It would
be quite a joke on me, Charlie,
if Batman really were Bruce Wayne.
My father uses a very rare
brand of aftershave lotion called Wellington no 4.
It's imported from Sumatra.
Shall we say a hunch, Chief O'Hara?
Some sixth sense that
things aren't quite right in Gotham City.
Kidnapped! My fah...
Commissioner Gordon kidnapped?
That was a slimy trick, you
magnified by the power of yoga?
Batspray is working, Batman.
And you, Catwoman, are an
even bigger fool than I thought you were.
Thank you, whoever you are.
You're not so brave when
your henchmen aren't around, are you, Egghead?
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Help, Batman! I'm drowning.
I'm also freezing!
The ambush is on the other
foot now, Egghead.
Give 'em one from me, Batman!
They almost turned me into
a human au dóeuvre. What a chilling way to die.
He's so authoritative. So confident!
With my Batgirl vat-opener,
after Louie's knock-out spray wore off.
I might've known. You can't
get policewomen to help you catch mice.
I think I'll tag along,
Batman! The instruments in the Batgirlcycle aren't quite as
sophisticated as those in the Batmobile.
Consider your collecting
career over, Penguin!
I feel like I'm getting flat!
And what about me, do you
have my number, too?
Bruce, it's me, Barbara.
I found the Batcave.
Chicks like you give women a bad name.
Men, always doing things the hard way.
Those targeting mirrors are frozen, the
thawing beam won't work.
Uncle Alfred, it's me, Barbara!
I want to help Batman and Robin.
Suit me up, Uncle Alfred!
Using feminine wiles to get what you want?
Trading on your looks?
Read a book, sister. That
passive-aggressive number went out years ago.
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