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I'm a doctor, not a brick layer!

No, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!

I'm a doctor, not an engineer!

I'm not a magician, I'm just an old country doctor.

I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator.

I'm a doctor, not a coal miner.

What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?

I will not peddle flesh! I am a physician!

No! Signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget..

He's Dead, Jim!

Whatever it is, it's dead, Jim.

You're dead, Jim.

By Golly! He won't die!

Man is not just a biological unit that you can patch together.

Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume, or something radioactive, my dear?

Do you have a point, Spock?

Crazy way to travel spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.

Spock! Do something!

Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the human body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about.

Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.

In a pig's eye!

Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Now will someone please tell me what's going on?

Oochie Woochie Coochie Coo!

Who's been holding up the damn elevator?

Shut-up Spock we're rescuing you!

You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.

You! What PLANET is this?

In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first few minutes of a play.

Beware Romulans bearing gifts.

I'm the Doctor around here!

I'll touch you anyway or manner!

The green blooded S-O-B!

Damn medievalism!

His brain is unimpaired! Everything else is functioning normally except his memory!

War is never imperative.

Damn it Jim! What the hell's the matter with you?

We know what a Klingon is!

Oh, I find that shocking!

The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how much is real or how much is imagination.

Without water, we're all just three or four pounds of chemicals.

I'm not a magician Spock, just an old country doctor!

Hot as Vulcan.

...bacteriological warfare... hard to believe we were once foolish enough to play around with that.


In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million, million galaxies like this. But in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us.

If you're speaking of worships of sorts, we represent many beliefs.

We all have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what we are.
It's not really ugly, it's human.

Killing is stupid; useless!

Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.

Very Impressive!

A princess should not be afraid, not with a brave knight to protect her.

Please, Spock, do me a favor and don't say it's "fascinating"

It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if they're attractive in some way.

We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine. But when it comes to your job - that's different. And it always will be different.

The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy.

In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.

You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.

Oh joy.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
I may throw up on ya.

James T. Kirk:
I think these things are pretty safe.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

James T. Kirk:
Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy:
Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

I told you people I don't need a doctor, dammit - I AM a doctor!

I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear of dying in something that flies!

Well, those symptoms won't last long. I'm going to give you a mild sedative.

Don't be such an infant.

[Shaking his head] Unbelievable.

Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!

I'm doing you a favor. I couldn't just leave you there looking all pathetic. Take a seat. I'm gonna give you a vaccine against viral infection from Melvaren mud fleas.

Well, congratulations, Jim. We've got no captain and no god-damned first officer to replace him.

A reaction to the vaccine, dammit! Nurse Chapel, I need 50 cc's of cortizone!




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